First Post

I vow not to quote or paraphrase Bill Simmons, Bob Novak, the editorial page of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Lucianne Goldberg or her bastard child Jonah, the editors of Rolling Stone, Rob Mitchum and anyone else on pitchforkmedia.com, and anyone else who thinks they have something to say. That said, my postings will likely be mediocre, light on substance, and cribbed from some altogether different web entity with shrieking liberals or debased conservatives. Amen.