Some Thoughts
Quick, place the over-under on someone in my writing workshop having a manuscript in which a black character says something like "quiet-like."
It was 80 degrees yesterday at this point. It was 20 degrees when I went to bed. I hate that about March. I'm waiting for Greg Gutfield to call me "liberal pussy." I would then shoot back with "Maxim writer." And I would win.
Holy shit Chris Matthews just made another unquantifiable value judgment like "he is a great man" in order to end debate over the guy's policies.
Do Bill O'Reilly viewers watch Talking Points the way an infant gazes upon a mobile?
Paul Begala is so far up the Democratic Party's ass, his head looks like a donkey. Not like, a donkey head, or a head with ears and giant teeth, but a whole donkey. I ripped off Homestarrunner for that, but no one reads this anyway.
Is David Berman Jewish? Seriously, I'm asking.
It was 80 degrees yesterday at this point. It was 20 degrees when I went to bed. I hate that about March. I'm waiting for Greg Gutfield to call me "liberal pussy." I would then shoot back with "Maxim writer." And I would win.
Holy shit Chris Matthews just made another unquantifiable value judgment like "he is a great man" in order to end debate over the guy's policies.
Do Bill O'Reilly viewers watch Talking Points the way an infant gazes upon a mobile?
Paul Begala is so far up the Democratic Party's ass, his head looks like a donkey. Not like, a donkey head, or a head with ears and giant teeth, but a whole donkey. I ripped off Homestarrunner for that, but no one reads this anyway.
Is David Berman Jewish? Seriously, I'm asking.
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