The Oprah of Bloggers?

I was informed that the blurb on the previous entry was sponsored by the 'Oprah of Bloggers.' So I have some questions to be cleared on this: Does he have a bald, mustachioed douche bag who calls himself 'Doctor' come on from time to time and diagnose people with specific problems, even though he is not a doctor, and is in fact, a douche bag? Does he bitch and throw a tantrum when he hears rumors that Jon Franzen is embarrassed to be part of his book club? Does he silently weep when he lets Steadman have his way with him?