Note to Bill Simmons

It's pretty fuckin' dumb to follow up "The Quadruple-A Playoffs kicks off" with "Chris Carpenter against Jake Peavy," especially when both were better than any pitcher on the Sox roster. Regardless of the fact that the NL blows this year, you don't have much leeway when your team dropped five consecutive (same series) games to the Yankees. Hey Bill, compare this somehow to "How I Met Your Mother" or some other worthless fuckin pop culture topic.