Save me

My little brother watches nothing but MTV shows and reruns of America's Funniest Home Videos, and I just cannot handle it anymore. He sits rapt, chuckling often. I swear to God, it's like sitting in a room with an extremely autistic kid who reacts to things that you don't see. He listens to only three different bands and claims hip hop is no longer socially relevant. He refuses to read fiction, claiming it's a waste of time. He claims that no one who matters uses MySpace anymore. Thank God I have to go to work every day.