Gather round all you children

Know what the worst feeling in the world is? Second to thinking you have cancer, which I've already thought a few times this week? Knowing you fucked up a situation that wasn't fucked up until you just then fucked it up. Like where you brazenly insist on reconciling a situation with someone until you realize that you just reconciled your foot into your mouth and kept on reconciling that until it kicked right out your ass. It's a pretty sickly feeling. Anyway, that's the worst or second worst feeling the world.