A Formal Introduction and Biography of Ashby

Ashby has joined the blog. You can find him at various coffee shops in St. Louis, eternally writing his screenplay (an unauthorized live action version of Duck Tales), frequently laughing aloud at his own ideas. Say hi to him. But do not trust him: His is a blighted smile that betrays the many horrible things he has visited upon others. Also - keep a lead plate under your shirt. He can see right through your skin, and he sells information of your vitals to road agents.