Tuesday, January 06, 2009

How to accept/encourage a romantic advance

If you are the recipient of a romantic advance that you would like to accept or encourage, follow the directions below for the best results.

1. After the advance has been made, display the hand gesture pictured below.

2. In a sultry voice say, "Don't I know you from somewhere? Have you ever been to Chicago?"

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today, Barack Obama met with the other living presidents. What are some other instances of American presidents meeting together like this? Did anything interesting happen?

1/08/2009 12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your tips for accepting and rejecting sexual advances have proven quite helpful. Thank you! But, what if I can't decide how to respond to a particular sexual advance? What if I don't know whether to accept or reject? Is there a sign that indicates fence-sitting?

1/21/2009 3:04 PM  

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