Forsaken by my consorts

Yea, for they went caroling and were supposed to call me afterwards so that we might all get blitzed. Oh, they got blitzed alright, but here I am, at home, sulking, contemplating drinking some beers by myself because my consorts are such selfish lushes, and evidently sang their Wentzesclauses or whateverthefucks and then went their merry way.

So I went to Borders and bought Superbad for myself, and was grinning like a stupid bastard when I took it to the checkout lane for reasons I will not tell you. I'll probably watch that tonight and not think about the movie the entire time. Awesome.